Georgine Aranow Goodman Infinitely Lovely Inevitably Clueless Irresponsibly Optimistic Unbelievably Sweet
G.A.G.I.L.I.C.I.O.U.S.

The Ride:

Sexy the Moped
Hello, Sexy. She's the Verona Hy-Top 50cc Scooter. Aint She a Beaut? 
Her name, of course, comes in honor of the greatest on-TV vehicle ever to exist. Ever. Period.


Convincing Parents to Let Me Get Her: 

Goal: 100% Delivered wrapped and big-red-bowed on my B-day
Current: 65% Nearly convinced if I pay completely on my own